Stripe: A native of the affluent North Dublin suburb of Blanchardstown, he and Thayl decided inearly 1998 that world domination would easily be acheieved by distributing several hundred copies of their freesheet on the counters of Dublins record shops. Fond of the odd tipple of porter, Stripe generally spends his free time campaigning for the tireless efforts of groups like Youth Defence and ICP who are merely misunderstood in our liberal society. A devout Catholic,he can found reciting a decade of the rosary in the pro-cathedralon a regular basis during the solemn 96 hour novenas for our lady of the bleeding orifices.

Thayl: A native of the affluent North Dublin suburb of Artane, he and Stripe decided in early 1998 that world domination would easily be achieved by drinking excessively and trying to sleep with every female within a 10 mile radius. Fond of the odd tipple of Methylated spirits, served chilled in a brown paper pag, Thayl likes to engage in a spot of self-flagellation at the weekends after socialising with lefty heathens and paedophile wife-swappers during the week. A big GAA man, Thayl is a tireless campaigner for the re-introduction of the birch and believes the only way to keep our youth undercontrol is obligatory military service. His favourite item of clothing are his QuickSilver bicycle clips.

Singer: A native of the affluent North Dublin suburb of Swords, he decided in mid 1998 that world domination would easily be achieved by buying every single Beach Boys record ever released. His favourite pastime is masturbating heavily to AC/DC in his bedroom on Saturday afternoons. His court order expires in three weeks, so he hopes to be re-united with this long time girlfriend Caroline. His favourite tattoo on Caroline is the one on her inner left thigh which is a picture of an arrow pointing upwards with the inscription "Thayl was here on numerous occasions". A big fan of Liza Minelli, his favourite item of clothing is his leather cap.